What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What is the fastest way to exit a car on the highway?

Through the windshield