What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever do well in the Olympics?

Because every mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America.

What did Mr &amp Mrs Rockmelon say to their daughter when she wanted to run off with Johnny Watermelon?

A: But you cantaloupe!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

4 People Jokes More 4 People Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!