What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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What is irony?

When the last person you want to see is the last person you see.

What's the most insensitive nickname you can give a person with diabetes?

Sweet Pee

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Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always russian around.

Who are you supposed to be?

4: A ninja.

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What do the twin towers and genders have in common?

There used to be exactly two, and now it's too offensive to talk about.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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How ?

I've paid him and i didnt sit in. I ran away

What do you call a computer that is running slow?

Restarted.

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How did Hellen Keller break her arms when she fell down a well?

She was shouting for help.

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

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Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.