What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How do you fit 4 girls on a bar stool?

Flip it over

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why are hemorrhoid and diarrhea so hard to spell?

Like if you're talking about them, you aren't having a rough enough time already.

Why don't people like talking about herpes?

It's a sore subject.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a fast country?

I ran. Which one is faster Rush sia. How about d fastest E jeep. No K

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why did the music industry talent scout take a course in game programming?

He thought it would help him with his hit detection.

4 People Jokes More 4 People Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

Pal Jokes More Pal Jokes

What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!