4 People Jokes

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

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What'd you do?

PERSON: Ran a half-marathon and helped my pal move. You ME: I talked to like 4 people.

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Estimate Jokes More Estimate Jokes

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Rock Band Jokes More Rock Band Jokes

Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What do you call a rock band with a perfectionist in it?

OCDC

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What did airport security tell the Dentist?

We need to give you a cavity search

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do Asian pirates do?

They fry pranes

What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island?

Malaise-ia

Small Body Jokes More Small Body Jokes

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why are librarians so lonely?

They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold

What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

Asian People Jokes More Asian People Jokes

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

What do Asian people use as blindfolds?

Shoe laces.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.