What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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What do you call an organized group of people waiting to get drinks?

Punchline

What do ghosts drink for Halloween?

BOOOOZE!

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Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.