What do you call a self help book for a Country Music singer?

Drink, Pray, Truck

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

Country Music Jokes More Country Music Jokes

Why is there so much "twang" in Country music?

It is the sound a guitar makes after six or seven generations of inbreeding.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Where did little Lisa go after she got hit by a truck?

Everywhere.