Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ?

A lot of crackling on the line !

Why should you never take a pig out on a date?

She might squeal on you.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer