Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

How do you start a powerful woman's movement?

Laxatives.

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

Where is Victoria working now?

In the kitchen.

How many bruthas does it take to clean a kitchen?

None, that's women's work!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why couldn't the pig run?

He pulled his hamstring!

Where the hell did you get?

the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.