Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What did the U.S president say before starting WW3?

Nukes... You're fired!

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

a ham-stir

Why are there so many piggy banks?

Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did one sunbathing pig say to another?

I'm bacon.

How can you tell if someone loves bacon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you that stupid vegan joke.