What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a priest?

Only one of them goes limp when a child walks into a room.

What's the difference between a Thai man and a Thai woman?

Pls help.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do wives and shingles have in common?

if you don't nail them right, they'll end up at your neighbor's.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, " ....I'll leave now.

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!