What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?

A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

Why don't you ask Joseph, the carpenter?

God: Uh huge grin cos I'm banging his wife raises hand up top

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why do elephants drink?

Well, mostly to forget.....

What's the most common activity people do while wearing safety vests?

Reflect! I use this dadjoke on my pregnant wife every day when she goes out for walks after dark and wears a safety vest.. 'Now honey, don't forget to reflect on all sorts of things, especially car headlights!'

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.