What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of pigmies and a lesbian track team?

One of them is a bunch of cunning runts

What's the difference between a Dominican and a Cuban?

Dominicans are close, but no cigar

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?

He liked to chop and change !

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

When you talk to a good girl, ask 'How are you?

When you talk to a bad girl, ask 'How much are you '

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Why did the Dairy Queen get pregnant?

The Burger King forgot to cover his whopper

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.