What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion?

No one cries when you cut up Pizza.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who's there ! Bolivia ! Boliva who ?

Boliva me I know what I'm talking about !

What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!