What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus?

Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What is the definition of a Wife?

An attachment you screw on the bed to get the housework done.

Why did the Dad divorce his wife after she named their son?

She named him Oedipus.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why don't lamps talk?

They're antisocial lights.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!

What goes eek eek bang?

A mouse in a minefield !