What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why couldn't the guy with insomnia have an affair with anyone's wife?

Because he couldn't sleep with anyone.

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian?

One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What else did I forget?

WHERE IS MY BABY ! Wait, do I have one of those DO I HAVE A BABY !

What do you call a sapling in the military?

An Infantry! (Infant tree, a sapling is a baby/young tree Ah forget it!)

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A BABOOM!