What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's the difference between a Native American and a white baby?

A voice.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What the hell is going on here?

Wife turns to the man and says "Told you he was stupid."

What if I buried it in the yard?

me, genuinely, earlier today. Wife said no.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why is everyone talking about me?

They seem mad..." -Temp worker at Foot Locker

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's worse than watching your brother do a double barrel roll over 15 cars on a motorbike?

Having to watch him do a half barrel roll over 8 of them. R.I.P. Bobby. Never forget.

Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Minefield Jokes More Minefield Jokes

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.