What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

What do you get when you line up 12 girls from Kentucky?

A full set of teeth.

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

Why did the skeletons start dancing?

Because they forgot the g in graveyard.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you call a bug on the moon?

A lunatic! (luna-tick)

Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ?

Bug Rodgers !

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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