Flossless compression!
They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)
You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.
The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
An I-shoulda-pede.
geSTAHPo!
He made a spectacle of himself.
Dental floss.