What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What could possibly make moviegoers forget about Will Smith's movie After Earth?

A Concussion.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Why do you never see any bugs in a church?

Because they are in sects.

Grind Jokes More Grind Jokes

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

Dental Floss Jokes More Dental Floss Jokes

What is the cheapest way to blindfold an Asian?

Dental floss.

What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !