Flossless compression!
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
I call it a picnic. It's a meal but outside with bugs and a high risk of bear attack." "Can I bring my kids " "Sure."
A bahumbug!
Have I got an ax to grind with you.
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
Dental floss !