What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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How many "can't"s can a white girl "can't" before she literally can't even?

my brother asked me this when i woke up and it has been bugging me all day.

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

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What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

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What do you get if you cross teeth with candy ?

Dental floss !

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

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