What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

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What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.