What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

Why does Donkey Kong brush his teeth?

To prevent tooth DK.

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What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Which vitamin best helps a pokemon breed?

PP Up.

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Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas?

Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste.