What helps keep your teeth together?

Toothpaste.

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What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

What do you call a Roman fighter with curly hair in his teeth?

Gladiator. (Glad he ate her)

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What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.