Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What do you call a man in the window?

INNUENDO!!!!!!!

Fred Jokes More Fred Jokes

How many balls does Fred have?

10

Whatever for?

Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

Bow Jokes More Bow Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.