Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.

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Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

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Why didn't Wilma let Fred in when he was banging at the door?

Because she was in the shower and didn't hear him because the elephant stump was on full blast.

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Why do you say he's conceited?

Fred: Well every time there was a thunderclap during the storm he went to the window and took a bow.