Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off?

Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss

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What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

What do you call a group of ISIS members with their backs turned?

A bunch of sissies.

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Why do blind people always laugh at jokes?

Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming.

Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

It didn't make cents

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What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !

What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*