Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss
Premature Edraculation
Drive a bus through a pride parade
Hue hue hue
I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.
Anytiiiiiiiiiime
A: Pittsburg Steelers
If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.