Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What do you do when your washing machine breaks down?

Give her a slap

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do trees take when they have a headache?

Aleve.

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

uuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU

What is the wettest animal in the forest?

The raindeer.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why did the skunk buy four boxes of tissues?

Because he had a stinking cold!

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting