Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

Why do they call them thunder storms and not lightning storms?

Thunder storms just *sound* better

Why are pirates never scared of a storm?

Because they love torrents.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after both a cat and a bat?

Katabatic

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn