Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why did the parrot fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What did the lumberjack say to the trees?

Run, Forest, run!

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

A: The psycho path.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

Why does Washington DC stink?

Because of the B O

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What wind is best for footballs?

Drew Brees

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana