Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can you always break even at the casino?

Play the change machines.

How does a tractor break up with its boyfriend?

With a John Deere letter.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why do trees shed their leaves in fall?

Because they've had their chloro-fill.

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

What type of wind is named after a young deer?

Foehn

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana