Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

Why did Jim Morrison cross the road?

To break on through to the other side.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

Forest Jokes More Forest Jokes

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

How do spies send secret messages in a forest?

A: By moss code.

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

Why does Piglet stink so bad?

Cause he always plays with Pooh.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does it always seem like models' hair is blowing in the wind?

They have big fans.

What type of wind is named after Santa Claus's warm climate cousin?

Santa Ana