Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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What happened to the broken down frog?

It got away!

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

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Where would you find more Leifs than in a forest?

Valhalla.

What do you call an agreement between forests?

A treety

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Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Why do farts stink?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

Storm Jokes More Storm Jokes

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ?

Blue away with the wind !