Because they're stuck up
Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.
Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.
Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)
This might be better suited for but I think its more a joke Cats have claws at the ends of it's paws commas haves pauses at the ends of its clause.
Tim ber"ton
A crow with a machine gun.
BART: I don't know where my hair starts
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.
Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America
