Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on the new Top Gear?

It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do you call a pig stuck in a topiary?

A hedgehog.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call a cat who watches dirty movies?

A purrvert.

How'd you get the scratches?

flash back to me bathing my cat* -Uh, this chick bro. Yeah.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice 'gnawing' you!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What will Ryan Lochte say if he looses "Dancing With the Stars"?

I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.

What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.