Why shouldn't anybody help cats down a tree?

Because they're stuck up

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quicksand?

Quatro cinqo.

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Douse it in gasoline and set it alight.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the difference between a leper and a tree?

A tree has limbs.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What do women and Slinkies have in common?

Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.

Anybody Jokes More Anybody Jokes

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.