What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

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How to make a dog meow or your cat bark?

Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why was the football stadium so cold?

Because of all the fans.