Football Match Jokes

At an Australian parliament meeting, two guys were shouting back and forth and one said: "I am a country member!" and the other said: "Oh, I remember!"

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

How can you tell if Chuck Norris ate rabbits the night before?

He has claw marks on his forehead.

Referendum Jokes More Referendum Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What would call a person who isn't worthy of being looked at?

Unseaworthy

What do you call a person who whores themselves out for spaghetti?

A Pastatute

Football Pitch Jokes More Football Pitch Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!