Referendum Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Football Match Jokes More Football Match Jokes

What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

How did Link win the basketball game for his team?

He used the Hookshot!

Plural Jokes More Plural Jokes

What is the plural of y'all?

What is the plural of y'all -Y'alls -All y'all.

Why do Chinese only care about themselves?

Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?

Minus one.

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down