Referendum Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

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What's the plural of "Referendum"?

Riots.

What is the plural of manatee?

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What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies?

I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

How many black people does it take to start a riot?

1

How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Football Match Jokes More Football Match Jokes

What's the difference between a football match and a referendum?

In a football match, the best team wins.

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......