How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Why are fire trucks always red?

You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?

How do we get in?

Obi-Wan: We'll be stealthy. *turns on huge, glowing laser sword*

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Why do felines always win board games?

Because they are cheetahs.

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How do you end an argument with a woman?

Tell her to calm down. You're dead now but the argument is over.

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!