How to win an argument with a deaf girl?

Turn off the lights.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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Why do vampires hate arguments?

Because they make themselves cross.

What do you call it when two high people get in an argument?

A pot roast.