Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

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Why do stoners love English?

Because it's lit

What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around?

A Burrithoe

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

What's the definition of a good actor?

Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.

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What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."