How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

Whats better than winning gold at the paralympics?

Having legs.....

Battle Jokes More Battle Jokes

Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?

xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

Why are there windows on the back of French tanks?

So they can watch the battle

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.