How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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Double check, mate

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What happens in a battle between storm troopers and red shirts?

Star Trek) The storm troopers all miss, and the red shirts all die

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They had baron.

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Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

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It lost its porpoise.

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How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !