How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

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Who won the 1940 Tour De France?

The 7th Panzer division

How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

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Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?

Because they kept retweeting.

What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?

Steer Wars.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Fish Tank Jokes More Fish Tank Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?

A fish tank !

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.