How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.