How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

What is a bigot?

A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.

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What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!