How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?

She was the beast of the show!

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Whats better than winning a medal at the paralympics?

A pair of legs.

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What does the number 668 represent?

The of the Beast.