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Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

What is Illinois known for?

The three C's. Chicago, Corn, and Corruption.

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Why have they not found Mozart's body yet?

Because he is Haydn.

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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Why are there different species of hyena?

Isn't every hyena we've discovered a spotted hyena?

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.