Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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Where do you see yourself in 2020?

I DON'T KNOW I DON'T HAVE 4 YEAR VISION!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

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Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

What would you do of you found Chicago, Ill.?

Call Baltimore, M.D.

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What happens when a blonde wins a gold medal at the Olympics?

She has it bronzed.

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Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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How is the American public now like Socrates?

By November, they will have both picked their poison.

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He only promised to be gone until November

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What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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So they can watch the battle

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.