Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

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If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."

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Buy the DLC to find out

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Windscreen vipers.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

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When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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Steer Wars.

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Top Gear,

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

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Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !