What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

What car does Woody drive?

AUDI ADUI ADUI!

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

What's the difference between a steampunk bike and a regular bike?

On a steampunk bike the gears don't do anything.

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What do you call a tortoise in a shell suit?

A tortoise.

Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*