What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?

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What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What was Jeremy Clarkson on during Top Gear?

SPEEEED!

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster ?

The train got windows

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*