What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What do cars and humans have in common?

We both burn gas.

Gear Jokes More Gear Jokes

What does Jeremy Clarkson have in common with Amy Winehouse?

He can't do 'top gear' anymore!

What do you get when you minus Jeremy Clarkson from Top Gear...?

A smile !

Tortoise Jokes More Tortoise Jokes

Who would win in a race?

The Tortoise or the Reddit Servers

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Orangutan Jokes More Orangutan Jokes

Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena?

I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !