Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament?

They combined for 16 paws.

Rise Jokes More Rise Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why can't mites race in NASCAR?

Because mites make rights, not lefts.

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Clash Jokes More Clash Jokes

What's Imperial Britain's favorite game?

Clash of Clans

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus