Who will win?

When two of the most populated countries clash which race will rise?

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Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

How did I win a Super Smash Bros. Brawl Tournament?

I met a knight

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What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

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Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.

What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

Clash Jokes More Clash Jokes

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus