Why can't cats vote?

Because they are non-voting felines!

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What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !