How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

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Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Why do teen girls travel in groups of three?

Because they literally can't even.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

Audience Jokes More Audience Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3