How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel?

Because they pack light.

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Why did the physicist move across the street from the haunted graveyard?

To observe spooky action at a distance! Thank you, I'll be here all week.

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

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When are they going to drug test the audience of "The Price Is Right."?

No one should be that happy.

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.