How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

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Why do girls never travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

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Why is James Bond a terrible motivational speaker?

Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.

Why do golf commentators speak softly?

To not wake the audience.