Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.
Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...
The airplane.
He was expecting showers.
Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!
A microwave doesn't blow up every time the timer goes off.
Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour... ...And then the building exploded.
Because they can't even...
Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.
Because it wanted to be a texta.
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"
