Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

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What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?

The son answers, "Y." "Because I want to know!"

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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What time do dentists fly airplanes?

Tooth Hurty (2:30)

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

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What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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What do you call a Muslim organization that rejects Muhammed?

A non-prophet

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

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Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays