What Is A Kiss?

Answer: Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.

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What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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How do birds kiss?

They give a peck to the cheek.

What is it called when two birds kiss?

A Peck.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

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What do you call a Muslim optometrist who has no regards for his patients?

Asif Eyecare

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.