Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

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How many r/jokes redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell "

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

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Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is

What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.