Whats the distance between hole one and...

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Whats eazy e's favourite drink ?

Kool aids

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

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What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

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Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

What's six inches long that women love?

Folding money.