Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between an Irish Party and an Irish Funeral?

One less drunken Irishman

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.

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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

How, would you answer this question?

No. -How

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!"

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Inch Jokes More Inch Jokes

What's white and ten inches long?

Nothing.

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last