Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

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Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

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How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

What's black and screaming?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

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How did you travel such a distance so fast?

I went through a wormhole." Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic.

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy?

100$ bill

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.