What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

How much time do I have left, doctor?

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Society.

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Residue.

What's worse than stubbing your toe?

The Holocaust

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What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!