What's worse than the Holocaust?

Winning the jackpot in two separate lotteries at the same time.

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What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

What body part never seems to win?

The feet.

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What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

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What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!