Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party?

You're not owld enough.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ?

The Y2K deadline !

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What time is it in New York City?

5 past Lundqvist

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Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.