He wanted to be on time.
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
A: Because she didn't want to go.
A wind tunnel.
Because they're two tired
I can barely keep track of my kids and I only have 1 of those. Wait. Two. I have 2 kids.
He was just stalin for time
The clock is still right twice a day.
It goes back four seconds.
He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.