Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

Why do flamingos stand on one leg?

Because if they didn't they'd fall over.

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

What is a neckbeard's favorite denomination of time?

M'llenium

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Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

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Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.