Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why didn't Lebron go to college?

he didn't want to show up for the finals

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What does CPA stand for?

Can't Produce Anything

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why can't clocks keep secrets?

Because, time will always tell.

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time

Late Man Jokes More Late Man Jokes

Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.