Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

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Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer?

Black Red or Iced Iced Ink Well yes you do but I didn't want to mention it.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners?

Cause he can't do stand-up.

How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people?

He couldn't stand it.

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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What do you call it when water is poured over a clock?

Time dilution.

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Why did the late man stand on the clock?

He wanted to be on time.

Why did the Addams have the late man arrested?

He was expected on Tuesday, but he came on Wednesday.