Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What us the difference between white, brown and black people?

The time God took to cook us

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why didn't Abraham Lincoln go to jail?

Because he was in-a-cent!

Why don't you see any slow black people?

They're all in jail.