Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

What keeps running and doesn't get tired?

A Kenyan child.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What is the scariest thing about a white man in jail?

you know he did it.

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.