Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time . . .

Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies?

By the time they said "I'm not that kind of girl" they were.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What happened to when the coke bottle was ran over by the steam roller?

He was soda pressed.

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail?

A small medium at large

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.