Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

Why are socially-aware western tourists avoiding Nice, France for their late-summer getaways?

All that Muslim hatred can really run you down.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the guitar teacher go to jail?

He fingered a minor

What's the most popular game to play in jail?

Smash Brothers