Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

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Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !