Bump Jokes

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

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Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?

They were both driving their cars at the time !

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize"

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

How did the explorer react when the which doctor turned him into a miniature ballsack?

He was a little testie! Bump dump pshhh!

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What did the fish say when he hit concrete?

Dam(n).

Speed Jokes More Speed Jokes

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Little Timmy Jokes More Little Timmy Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is stupid monster like a jack-o'-lantern?

They both have empty heads.

What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

Tectonic Plate Jokes More Tectonic Plate Jokes

What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the turkey walk across the road twice?

He didn't want to be called chicken

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What does a dyslexic tiger and a bus driver have in common?

A bus driver can't change his stops.