Little Timmy Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

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Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What do you call an Arab man who drives a bus?

A bus driver.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the cup fall over?

Because it was drunk.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

How does Henry VIII like his coffee?

Decap.

Where does a 19th century Russian imperialist get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

Timmy Jokes More Timmy Jokes

Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs?

Because he ate too much of them.

How did Timmy dodge the oncoming car?

He didn't

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What do you call a Latino on a bike?

Juan less car (one less car)

What do you call a bike in NYC that has been standing out in the sun for hours?

Tire-less

Canoe Jokes More Canoe Jokes

What do you call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What's the difference between a canoe and a Canadian?

The canoe tips.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What kind of bees hum and drop things ?

A fumble bee !

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.