Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
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Because he ate too much of them.
Everywhere
Mom, sad): He went to Jared.
The canoe tips.
A: Fur traders.
For me it's three weeks.
To get to the other bride.
Jihad a chance, and you blew it.
Turkey bacon. *throws tray against wall* I'm hungry! Not desperate!
Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.
5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.
Me 5: Me: Get some coffee
It was obvious he was kidding.
He always went for the 6 instead of the 12
Pardon me"
A: I didn't do it on porpoise.
Because Bill threw a mattress at him.
