Bombing Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suze go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

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What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

What do you call a terrorist holding an AK47 to your head?

Sir.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !

What is the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

What did the officials say whenever systematic punishment was banned?

There's no punchline.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

What do you call a tick on the moon?

A lunatic.

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"