Bombing Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suze go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

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Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

How can you tell when a bar is haunted?

It's full of Boo's and Spirits.

Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

What's the hardest part of making chicken fried steak?

Teaching the chicken to cook

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

Argument Jokes More Argument Jokes

Why shouldn't you ever have an argument with Mobius?

Because they're always so one sided!

What's not there when you get into an argument, but there when you lose the argument?

The door.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why are horse-drawn carriages so unpopular?

Cause horses are rubbish at drawing

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.