Bombing Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suze go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What's the difference between George Michael and Carrie Fisher?

Two days.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

Japanese Jokes More Japanese Jokes

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

What do you call a Japanese Cougar with exceptional taste?

Umami

Da Jokes More Da Jokes

What does DMX say when he has trouble putting on a hoodie?

WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD WHERE DA HOOD AT?

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

How did Steve get the clues?

Blew the dog

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

Japanese Girlfriend Jokes More Japanese Girlfriend Jokes

What's the hardest part breaking up with a Japanese girlfriend?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

Why is it difficult to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get the message.