Bombing Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suze go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

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What does Stalin do on a night out?

Paints the town red

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What does Kodak film and a condom have in common?

They both capture that special moment

What kind of condoms do frogs wear?

Rib-bed

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Why did Negan watch Arrested Development?

Someone told him there were two Lucilles

How do you make an orphans hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until daddy gets home

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

How do you get a hipster to take a shower?

Give them a leaky showerhead. You know, so they can avoid the main stream.

Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

How many countries' flags make an appearance at every auto race in the world?

Two. Libya's to start the race, and France's to signal there's one lap to go.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory?

HysterISIS

Where did the terrorist go after the explosion?

Everywhere..

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!