Bombing Jokes

Where did Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

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Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suze go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did Suzy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Where did little Sarah go after the bombings?

Everywhere

Where did Little Sally go during the bombing?

Everywhere!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Where did Mary go during the bombing?

Everywhere

What did one radical muslim say to the other after a successful day of bombings?

Jihad a chance, and you blew it.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere

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Palestinians Jokes More Palestinians Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why is it so hard to keep track of counting in Afghanistan?

Because of the Taliban (say it out loud)

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

Susie Jokes More Susie Jokes

Why couldn't Susie ride the swings?

A: Because she has no arms! Knock knock. Who's there Not Susie!

Where did Susie go during the bombing?

Everywhere.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does the Sargeant of the Knowledge division always tell his troops to get?

in formation

How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What do you call playful insults between terrorists?

Talibanter

Compliment Jokes More Compliment Jokes

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Why was the binary number so happy?

Because of two's compliment!

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why are there no black characters in clue?

Becuase if there were it would be called solved

Feminist Jokes More Feminist Jokes

What kind of math do feminists study ?

Triggernometry

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.