Odd Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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Why couldn't people find Joseph?

He was Haydn!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

Restroom Jokes More Restroom Jokes

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of armed nuns enforcing the status quo?

a force of habit

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

Sum Jokes More Sum Jokes

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.

Odd Number Jokes More Odd Number Jokes

Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

Why do teenage girls always hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.