I'd say it's fifty fifty
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because he can't even.
The odds are against them.
Because they can't even!
The odds are ever in their favours.
Slim to nun.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Astronomical
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Because he always went Against All Odds.
Their odds of winning are the same
It never happens just once.
A sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
It's days were numbered.
Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)
They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months
Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)
because they
Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.
They don't like getting sand in their crack.
Because he was hung like this
Tuesday.
Sue-per Man
First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.
Because her pee is silent.
Because they can't even.
