I'd say it's fifty fifty
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Because he can't even.
The odds are against them.
Because they can't even!
The odds are ever in their favours.
Slim to nun.
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.
A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.
Astronomical
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
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Because he always went Against All Odds.
Their odds of winning are the same
A bad habit
A nun with a spear through her head.
He was Haydn!
Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.
Their P is silent.
Because her pee is silent.
a force of habit
One is a cunning group of runts.
Only Sum
Sum of beaches.
Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.
Because they can't even.
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
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Because he's got rusty knees.