Odd Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

Honest Lawyer Jokes More Honest Lawyer Jokes

What do you call an honest lawyer?

An oxymoron.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Sum Jokes More Sum Jokes

How do you sum up a cashew?

In a nutshell!

What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

What do you call four black guys hanging in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.

Sorority Girl Jokes More Sorority Girl Jokes

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

White Girl Jokes More White Girl Jokes

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.