Odd Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

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Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why can't two even numbers be together?

The odds are against them.

Why do sorority girls travel in odds?

Because they can't even!

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

What are the odds of an anorexic girl joining the clergy?

Slim to nun.

Whats the odd one out ?

The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.

What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

What were the odds that Matt Damon made it off Mars?

Astronomical

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

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Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

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Because he can't even.

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How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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What do you call a nun that sleep-walks?

a) A Roamin' Catholic b) An unconscious habit

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business

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What's the difference between young girls and photographs?

After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

Why could the crab not find a pair of shoes in his size?

Child labor laws forced all the shoe factories to shut down.

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What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What do they call the Hunger Games in France?

Battle Royale with Cheese.

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Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.