Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do the ladies love Jesus?

This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

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What do you get when you cross a valley girl and a goth?

Oh macabre! (say it out loud with a really annoying white girl voice)

Why are valley girls so odd?

They can't even.

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Why do young girls go to the restroom in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.