What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Why wont ISIS bomb my local Walmart?

because its not a Target.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

How long do black women need to bring the garbage out?

About 9 month.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

Avoid Jokes More Avoid Jokes

Why did the vegan avoid the confrontation?

He didn't want any beef.

Why does the addict avoid going to the bank?

Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane?

A pilot, you f'n racist!!

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding