What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

Why is a viola solo like a bomb?

By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

What do May Flowers Bring?

Pilgrims.

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Why aren't "Blonde jokes" funny?

Cause they're stupid.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

How to avoid falling trap to clickbaiting?

Sorry, you can't!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

Why can't the plane fly?

Because it's grounded.

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny! XD

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending