What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What do you get when you throw a bomb in a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blown-apart

Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb?

Everywhere.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

How many Vietnam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know cause you weren't there

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Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

What food should you avoid if you don't want to go to court?

Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to speak to a ghoul?

A: From a long ways away.

What's the best way to send a letter to Prince Charles?

Heir mail

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

What do Leonardo DiCaprio &amp anyone who buys a Powerball ticket have in common?

Their odds of winning are the same

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.