What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did Germany say to Britain during World War II?

I'd luft to waffe a few bombs in your direction.

What is the hardest thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it. I'm going to hell..

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Why did the Japanese American bring his server with him?

He thought they said internet camp

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why do feminists hate the post the USPS?

Cause it's an all mail business.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

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What's a Cuban's favorite song?

Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What is the best way to get over a guy/girl?

Truck.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Odd Jokes More Odd Jokes

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

The odds are ever in their favours.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.