What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a Nun on a motorcycle?

A bad habit

Whats black and white and red all over?

A nun in a car accident.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why couldn't anyone hear Hellen Keller scream?

She was wearing mittens.

Why did raggedy Ann get kicked out of the toy box?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming "LIE TO ME"!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a Greek guy walking down the stairs?

Con-Descending

What do you call an arrogant criminal falling down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What's the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road?

A. The country singer may have been on the way to a recording session.

What do you call a Mexican vegan?

A. No Whey Jose