What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What did the priest say about consorting with the sisters of the church?

Nun is better!

What do you call a nun with a drinking problem?

A bad habit

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 9 inches long, pink, and women scream when you put in their mouth?

Their miscarriage

What's black?

Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How did the blonde die ice-fishing?

A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a