What is black and white and screams?

A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

What do you call a group of nuns who's into basketball?

Slam NUNk Who's their MVP Stephen Mary

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why do black people have darker skin than other people?

Because, similar to leaves fallen from a tree, black people are dead inside.

What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

Why did the the acrophobe pothead start screaming?

She's afraid of heights.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.