Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

What did Sheldon say to Penny?

BaZINCa!!

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why is a toothbrush a "tooth" brush?

Cause it was invented in Alabama! Inspiration came from the comments(http://mobile.reuters.com/article/idUSKBN0GP1NS20140825 irpc=932)

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Entry Jokes More Entry Jokes

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.