Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

What does the highest paid WNBA player make?

Sandwiches.

Penny Jokes More Penny Jokes

Why is Abraham Lincoln on the Penny?

Because it makes cents (sense).

Why is a cat like a penny?

Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Where are you going?

Me: Out. I can't stand being hemmed in by four walls. Wife: How many walls has the pub got Five

Entry Jokes More Entry Jokes

Why is Adam known as the first accountant?

He turned a leaf and made an entry.

How did robbers gain entry to steal from Miley Cyrus?

They came in like a wrecking ball.