What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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Why do we use black pens on white paper?

So hangman is more realistic.

When I'm dead, I'm going to haunt offices and say, "OooOoo... why are you using your mouse?

hit Control-C... you're taking forever..."

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

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What do you call pasta that someone chokes on?

Ralveoli.

How do you say goodbye to your pasta?

Pasta La Vista, baby!