What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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Why did the blonde quit using the pill?

Because it kept falling out.

How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

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How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

Whats the easiest way to drown a blonde?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a swimming pool ALTERNATE ENDING: Put a scratch n' sniff at the bottom of a swimming pool

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What type of monster really loves dance music?

A: The boogieman.

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What's Canada's favorite board game?

Sorry

What's Canada's spy agency?

The CI, eh?

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What do you call pasta with alzheimers?

forgetti

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.