What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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How do you pick one facial expression for the whole day?

Like what if you find a penny

What do Stephan Harper and pennies have in common?

They're both useless in Canada.

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What type of gun do time travelers use?

A Clock-18

What type of wrists are the scariest?

Terror wrists.

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What do Filipinos call Canada?

Upper U.S.

What's Canada's favorite board game?

Sorry

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What tense do Italians speak in?

Pasta continuous.

Why should you never trust a noodle?

Because they're in-pastas.