What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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What kind of tableware do gym trainers use?

Pilates

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

What do you get when offering a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

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What type of condom does Spock use?

Vulcanized rubber!

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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What's the most prominent religion in Canada?

Jemima's Witnesses.

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.

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What do you call pasta with ketchup?

Spaghetto Ba-dum tss.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.