How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why was the doctor so stressed out?

He lost his patients...

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this may be difficult to hear..."

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

What's the easiest way to get a little head?

The Zika virus.

Brainer Jokes More Brainer Jokes

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."