Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

What did the sperm say to the egg?

Nice to meet you. Wanna make a baby?

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

Why doesn't Ebola harm fruit?

Because if it affected an Apple it'd be called I-Bola.

What country's citizens are most affected by global warming?

South Koreans

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did the broken window not go to the doctor?

He had no more pane

What did the doctor say to the man that broke his arm?

Be patient

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Vegan Zombie Jokes More Vegan Zombie Jokes

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why is the brain always anxious?

It's part of the nervous system.

What food is good for the brain?

Noodle soup.