Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

Vegan Zombie Jokes More Vegan Zombie Jokes

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what ! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What kind of person are you if you open the door from the bottom of the door?

A low-key person

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

A: I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do the Zika virus and Catholic priests have in common?

They both give kids a little head.