Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

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Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person with ten dollars?

A college student.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

Vegan Zombie Jokes More Vegan Zombie Jokes

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which Doctor would you like to see?

Me: I'd like to be able to see all of them. That's why I'm here.

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."