Brainer Jokes

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

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Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

Zika Virus Jokes More Zika Virus Jokes

What do Catholic priests and the Zika Virus have in common?

They both give kids a little head.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.

Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

Why do Japanese people love mechs so much?

Because of all the metal in their brains.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane

Vegan Zombie Jokes More Vegan Zombie Jokes

What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Who was that at the door?

Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

Affect Jokes More Affect Jokes

What's the difference between a feminist and Brexit?

Brexit has actually affected society.

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How did the doctor determine that the baby was affected by the Zika virus?

It was a no brainer.