How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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Why did Frosty drop his pants?

Because he's a pervert that likes showing people his snowballs.

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

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What's the difference between Pizza and your opinion?

I asked for Pizza #KingOfjokes

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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How do you pronounce the "Pao" in "Power'?

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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Why did the chemist never say "NO" to anything?

Because the reaction could be explosive.

How do chemists get high?

they drop acid of course

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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician ?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.