How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

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Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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SOMEDAY ###SOMEDAY! ###SOMEDAY!!

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Why isn't the word gangster pronounced Jang-ster?

Because there ain't no such thing as a soft 'G.'

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

Why don't you see many chemists with master's degrees working with acids and bases?

To really understand acids and bases, you need a pHd.

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

Why is lumberjack the only job with some random guy's name attached?

Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels

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How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".