How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

Why am I here?

Devil: You told people you'd say hi to other people 3,789 times but only did it 4 times. Me: OK that's fair.

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

Pronounce Jokes More Pronounce Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;

Why isn't the holiday on December 25th pronounced "Chlistmas"?

Because there's no L.

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

How do chemists poison each other?

With a Pb & J sandwich

Why couldn't the Dubstep artist be a chemist?

He couldn't stop dropping the base!

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

Why are Plumbers always so tired?

Because their job is draining.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'