How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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Why are cemeteries surrounded with walls?

Because people are dying to get in there.

What do most people do when they see a python ?

They re-coil !

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How did the mystic respond when asked what he's doing tonight?

Your mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

How can you tell a chemist from a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

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How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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How do you determine the personality of a hot dog?

Give it an Oscar-Myers-Briggs test

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They take a gallop poll!

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'