How can you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

You ask them to pronounce unionize.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are people who suffers from insomnia so excited at the moment?

They only have to sleep 3 more times until Christmas

Why do people knock on a locked public restroom door?

And what is the person inside to say "who is it "

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

How Do You Start a Flood?

An engineer and an attorney were fishing in the Caribbean. The attorney said, Im here because my house burned down and everything I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company paid for everything. "Thats quite a coincidence," said the engineer. Im here because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a flood and my insurance company also paid for everything. The puzzled attorney asked, How do you start a flood?

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What's the difference between a plumber and a scientist?

Pronounce this word: unionized

Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

What did the chemist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

Why do chemists love bad jokes?

Their jobs get a lot easier when there are no reactions

Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

How do you upset a plumber?

Kidnap his princess.

Determine Jokes More Determine Jokes

What is the best way to determine if someone is ticklish?

Give them a "test tickle."

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!

Unionize Jokes More Unionize Jokes

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.