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Ask him/her to pronounce unionized
One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.
Pipe down.
Ask them to pronounce unionized.
Because their job is draining.
Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack
He had a high pressure job
A nice tight seal
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It depends on how much crack he can produce.
Pronounce this word: unionized
Kidnap his princess.
A Leek!
Ask them to say the word, "unionized".
They both like a good, tight seal.
Leeks
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
The way they pronounce "unionized"
Me: Because I'm a plumber
Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
He's the one with the clean finger.
A leek.
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
White vans
Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.
It was unmiscible.
When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.
Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.
Ending them.
They both slowly remove clogs. I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original. Thanks for the gold !
Clogs.
Because it was a play on words.
I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.
So the deaf can enjoy them too.
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
Jos and Hose-B
She got ahead of herself.
WILL.I.WAS
