I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."
Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies, sir?"
Because they don't know the words.
Asks the fluoride ion. "Positively shell shocked" the sodium ion replied.
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
I Excel at it." "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun, sir " "Word." Edit: thanks u/SteveJobsiGhost
Microsoft Office 36543
I Excel at it.
unless you want to sit through a 13 hour PowerPoint presentation.