What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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How did Moses part the Red Sea?

He used a Sea-saw.

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

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Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit?

because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong

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How much for 2 children?

She replied, "$9.50." "Awesome!" I said. "Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip "

How did you get here?

he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."