What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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What language do bill boards use?

Sign language.

How is she?

Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

Who sell the products cheaper a manufacturer or a distributor?

The store guard.

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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When asked "why?

he replied, "Tropical Depression."

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.