What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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What products do you use for grooming?

she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."