What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.

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What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

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How'd ya get that?

asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.

How do you reply when someone on /r/askscience asks you on a date?

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