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He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Furlong
He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
They toasted the bride and groom.
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A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
You get a frostbite!
It blew up
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
They are for those who don't drink!
He touched the stove before it was cool...
There's a clock on the stove.
Smack her.
You punch her
Because that's the one you're *not* allowed to punch in the face.
To get to the other bride!
Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Roll them into a tire and call it a Goodyear.
It always spoils the GoT.
It bucked!
She had too many maretinis