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Couple's Daily Question Mug
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A Puthy
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Furlong
He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
They toasted the bride and groom.
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A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
They saw what happened to the sheep
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
Marry her.
He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
A retail store.
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant. "If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
I'm like, 'Your husband'
They have turtlenecks
Ehh, it depends.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
So the dishwasher matches the appliances
The stove.
They found her Head & Shoulders under the steering wheel!
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
