TLDR
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A Puthy
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Furlong
He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
They toasted the bride and groom.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
There's a clock on the stove.
Elopping shears
The ring bearer had an erection.
You punch her
Because she's dead.
He used a skeleton key.
Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !
a new last name
Piccop Andropoff.
Just trying to make a Polish girl I like laugh
They exchange cell numbers.
No, John! *You* can't see *me!*
His surname
