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A Puthy
He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.
The horse knows when I'm grooming him.
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Furlong
He would be the one with the clean bowling shirt.
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't !
They toasted the bride and groom.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.
Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.
she asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."
Because the sun is hott.
They lived harpily ever after!
Hiss off !
A: Claude
Because he got cold feet.
That's growth.
Because he is an x-boxer
Everytime he tried, he was told that she was young and that they tried not to sectionalise her.
His chemistry teacher told him he was mostly made of cabron.
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Another, Juan
He won't stop banging at the door.
Because apparently I make out like a bandit.
Blue Sonnet
Crusty
