A retail store.
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A new last name.
a new last name
He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.
A new last name!
Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.
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A new last name
At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.
Nothing. We're on reddit
One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.
A little suspect
A key.
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.
Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).
An ath1337
He was pushing the right trigger.
Because they have a hard time puckering their lips the right way.
Jim Jones, I heard he took out 909 people with one punch.
Knock on the door.
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans
A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."
I replied.
Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
A New Yorker takes the A train; a Canadian takes the train, eh.
Terry Fox
