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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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What do you call two black guys on a bike?

Organized crime

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York?

The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

New Years Jokes More New Years Jokes

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

What's the true meaning of a New Years resolution?

Something you do for the first week of the new year.

Sentence Jokes More Sentence Jokes

Why can't white girls finish their sentences?

Because they can't even

Why was the double leg amputee sentenced to life?

He had no leg to stand on.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?

You can dip a biscuit in your tea but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.