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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

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What is puberty?

B- Do you bleed BD - ... B - You Will

What do you call bears with no ears?

Gamer Jokes More Gamer Jokes

What is the difference between a 3D modeller and a gamer?

Ask them what a 3Ds is.

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why shouldn't you buy shoes off the street?

They might be laced with something..

Organized Crime Jokes More Organized Crime Jokes

What did the OCD man get thrown in jail for?

Organized crime.

What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

Organize Jokes More Organize Jokes

What do you call a french organized crime detective?

J'accuza

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

What secret organization does Pinnochio work for?

Wooden you like to know

Landlord Jokes More Landlord Jokes

What happened when a ghost asked for a brandy at his local pub?

The landlord said "Sorry we don't serve spirits."

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.