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Where'd the dog who lost his tail go to get a new one?

A retail store.

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What does a Polish groom give his bride for their wedding that is long and hard?

A new last name.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

What made Bruce decide against Jacqueline for his new name?

He was afraid his nickname would be Jockie.

What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a Polish bride get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name!

Who's there ! Courtney Pine ! Courtney Pine who ?

Courtney Pine tables I need a new one !

Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one?

An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

What does the bride of a Russian man get on her wedding night that's long and hard?

A new last name.

What do religions and gender have in common?

You hear about a new one every day and none of them make any sense.

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What's big and long that a Polish girl gets on her wedding night?

A new last name

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

How does NASA organize a party?

They planet.

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Why can't Irishmen be lawyers?

They can never get past the bar.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

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What do you call two colored folk riding a bicycle?

Organized crime!

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle?

What do you call a (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Thief. What do you call TWO (insert racist minority slur here) on a brand new bicycle? Organized crime.

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How can you tell a rich Swiss from a poor Swiss?

The poor swiss washes his Mercedes by himself

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did the train go to the brothel?

To blow of a little steam

Why don't women get hit by trains?

There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

What's the longest Island in New York?

Long Island.

What's an Islamic extremist's favorite baseball team?

The new york Jets

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Why is Bernie Sanders challenging his 49 vs 50% loss in Iowa?

I thought he didn't care about the 1%

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Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about?

A: Whats this new apple product I keep hearing about? B: Which one? A: the I-sis