Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How do you bowl a 301?

Do you know anyone who has bowled a 300 and lost

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why did Frodo set his phone to vibrate?

He was afraid the ring would give him away.

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

A: His smellular phone!