Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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What do you call a?

What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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What kind of music do they play at Stonehenge?

Hard Rock.

What do rodents say when they play bingo ?

Eyes down for a full mouse' !

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Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black

How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band