Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess?

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Why does your son call you big brother?

Because he's your mom's kid.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*