Why is that my son?

Son: Because...Walking dead Intro/outro plays loud

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How about pets?

That's fine" dog walks in and lights up "We'll take it"

Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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Which insect didn't play well in goal ?

The fumble bee !

What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

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How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.